Eat Me Cow's chilling visage
Eat Me Cow is a generated toon suffering from the late stages of ether degeneracy. He is the spokescow for a successful chain of fast food restaurants, the Eat Burger. He resides in Orlando, Florida, where he unsettles the town's residents. He is close friends with Pig and Cheesy Sauceovich. He was briefly addicted to heroin, has been partially eaten on numerous occasions, was once hospitalized after a pounding at the hooves of a herd of 'roid raging heiffers, and was blown up at least once.