Li'l Deutsche figurines are a series of overpriced Teutonically-themed collectible ceramic figurines. A number of Smilocide characters are notable collectors of Li'l Deutsche figurines including Carmen McKenzie, Terry Land, Ruby Land, Tall One, and Piggy One.
Known Li'l Deutscher figures include Fitz Firecracker, Claus Cuckoo, Greta Goose-holder, Hilda Heavypants, and Max Braun.